Knowledge is knowing who the first player to score 100 away goals in the Premier League is. Wisdom is knowing that stats like that are pretty meaningless.

Not that I’m thing to minimise Harry Kane’s “achievement”, but does it really mean anything more n what we already know: that he scores lots of goals and is a great player?

Just a reminder to myself to get annoyed when your Mowbrays and your Matterfaces are droning on about some equivalent bollocks like Kieran Trippier being the leading scorer in England games played on a Thursday afternoon in Asia.