{"id":1425,"date":"2026-10-28T10:19:22","date_gmt":"2026-10-28T10:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/?p=1425"},"modified":"2026-10-28T10:19:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-28T10:19:23","slug":"26-27-week-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/?p=1425","title":{"rendered":"26\/27 – Week 8"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

26\/27 – Week 8<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s a Friday night trip to er\u2026 Suffolk? Portman Road! Yeah, foooootball. Anne-Marie, Dave, Jez, Phil, Rob and Rod all correctly called a draw, with Phil and Rob getting the 1-1 bang on. Look, Glasner. I know you felt like you had to leave Palace, but let\u2019s face it – you\u2019re better off together and neither of your new flings are really working out so can you just get back together? I do think they\u2019re going to start winning games soon, Ipswich were completely overrun in this one and it\u2019s almost unfathomable how they got a point. Brownout at the West Midlands Village stadium, where nobody predicted a win for Villa at home to Man City. Lovely stuff. A hard working performance and a deserved win. Can someone explain the Nick Jackson celebration? Looks like he\u2019s combining the Batista thumbs down spot from when he turned on Triple H and Evolution, as well amalgamating Undertaker\u2019s \u201cthroat slit\u201d signal as he was lining up the tombstone. Having written that out, I\u2019m certain the real explanation is going to be way more boring. 50% of players went for the draw, but nobody was feeling brave enough to go for the Villa win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Clean sweep at the Emirates as Arsenal trudged past Everton. You always feel like you\u2019re one deliberately late tackle away from an all-in brawl when James Tarkowski is on the pitch, he just brings that air of a permanently aggrieved man that\u2019s moments away from starting a fight. I presume it\u2019s from having worked with Sean Dyche for too long. 50% of players got the 2-0 score exactly right. Lawro and Miki were the only players to predict a win for Fulham at Coventry. I think it was natural for people to be cautious about Fulham here, even if Cov are proper shite. I\u2019d say it was a deserved win. Lawro got the 0-1 score bang on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One of the least surprising brown sweeps of all time as Spurs turned up the #bantz to win at Chelsea for the first time in 84 years. Obviously I\u2019m a wrong\u2019un because I get much more enjoyment out of Chelsea shitting the bed than Spurs being Spursy, but a game like this is pretty much no-lose from an Arsenal perspective. Cole Palmer not getting sent off for V-triggering the guy but then getting a 2nd yellow later on was a neat summation of an evening of deep lolz. Nobody so much as predicted a draw in this one. I say again\u2026 LOL. Me, Miki, Phil and Rod all correctly called a win for Newcastle at Palace. Worrying times at Selhurst. A deeply uninspiring manager, unquantifiable tactics and players that don\u2019t really look up for it. Making this Newcastle team look competent. Steve Parish\u2026you know what to do. I got the 0-2 score bang on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ellman, Ed, Matt and Rob all correctly called the draw in the Hull-Brentford game, with the latter 3 getting the score exactly right. Keith Andrews\u2019 deal with Satan seems to be running into trouble. WHAT HAPPENS NOW, KEITH? Hull are shocking, I guarantee Brentford won\u2019t be that hopeless when we play them. AM, Dave, Matt, me and Rod all correctly called a win for Liverpool at home to Brighton. Sign o\u2019 the times when less than 50% of players are putting a home win for Liverpool in this fixture. Brighton had a few moments but a surprising lack of Spursyness from Liverpool. Rod got the 2-0 bang on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chris, Damo, Dave and me all correctly went for an away win for Bournemouth over Man Utd. What a delightful farce. Please don\u2019t sack Carrick, it\u2019s just too much fun. Or if you do, please appoint Les Reed. Or Roy Keane. Surely the end game has got to be Roy Keane as Man Utd manager, as if we didn\u2019t already know that yelling at players doesn\u2019t equate to on-pitch performance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And finally, Chris, Dave, Ian, Jez, me and Rob all correctly called a draw in the Sunderland-Leeds game, with Jez getting the rarest of rare bang-on 0-0s. I did watch the highlights, but uh\u2026yeah? Stuff?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Week 8 table:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tough week all round with only 4 players making it into double figures. Rob inches forward with the week’s top score to go level with Ed at the top. Dave continues his rehabilitation from knee surgery by joining the tail-end of the lower mid-table stragglers, leaving Matt at the bottom of the active payers. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rank<\/strong><\/td>Name<\/strong><\/td>PTS<\/strong><\/td><\/tr>
1 (1)<\/td>Ed<\/td>132 (+14)<\/td><\/tr>
1 (2)<\/td>Rob<\/td>132 (+17<\/strong>)<\/td><\/tr>
3 (3)<\/td>Lawro<\/td>106 (+4)<\/td><\/tr>
4 (4)<\/td>Phil<\/td>100 (+4)<\/td><\/tr>
5 (5)<\/td>Rod<\/td>98 (+7)<\/td><\/tr>
6 (7)<\/td>Mike<\/td>93 (+10)<\/td><\/tr>
7 (6)<\/td>Jez<\/td>89 (+5)<\/td><\/tr>
8 (10)<\/td>Chris<\/td>80 (+4)<\/td><\/tr>
9 (9)<\/td>Anne-Marie<\/td>79 (+3)<\/td><\/tr>
10 (8)<\/td>Ellman<\/td>79 (-3)<\/td><\/tr>
11 (12)<\/td>Miki<\/td>74 (+5)<\/td><\/tr>
12 (11)<\/td>Ian<\/td>73 (+1)<\/td><\/tr>
13 (13)<\/td>Damo<\/td>62 (-1)<\/td><\/tr>
14 (14)<\/td>Dave<\/td>59 (+12)<\/td><\/tr>
15 (15)<\/td>Matt<\/td>38 (0)<\/td><\/tr>
16 (16)<\/td>Jim<\/td>-31<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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26\/27 – Week 8 It\u2019s a Friday night trip to er\u2026 Suffolk? Portman Road! Yeah, foooootball. Anne-Marie, Dave, Jez, Phil, Rob and Rod all correctly called a draw, with Phil and Rob getting the 1-1 bang on. Look, Glasner. I … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1405,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-predictor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1426,"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1425\/revisions\/1426"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.30yardsniper.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}